Rule Number 1 - Everything looks good on black:
...even my logo.

Rule Number2 - Illusion is always cool:

Rule number 3 - Use plenty of tables:

AND	USE	A LOT OF	DIFFERENT
COLORS	BUT BE SURE	THAT	THEY ARE
AS LOUD AS	POSSIBLE	UNLESS	YOU ARE INTO
GREY	ON	GREY	WHICH IS TOO COOL

REMEMBER - contrast is your best friend... unless you are presenting a lot of textual information, in which case COOL is more important.

Our next lesson will be on "How to brew up a pot of java that will take all day to load". Until then, have fun, and don't forget to pile on the graffix.