Blood Sport – Sort of

Once in a while I go hunting on Farcebork. Today I easily bagged four Romance Scammers. Or maybe (or more likely) only one, with four accounts. The comments I sniffed out are sad attempts to honeybutter a woman. I post them here – with little editing needed, since the names are undoubtedly fake – because they are such a nice example of clustersucking.

James H. Dickison
Hello [redacted],i sincerely apologize for the unconventional approach to you and i must comment you have a good profile and post too,i’ve been trying to send you but it’s not going through i decided to drop a comment if you can send me a friend request if you don’t mind…Thanks and have a wonderful day ahead

Andrew Goddard
I always enjoy … what you share here on Facebook but we’re not friends yet, I have tried several times to send you a friend request but it’s not going through. I’ll be so glad If you can just click into my profile and send me a friend request so we can talk more on messenger. But If you find this message embarrassing please pardon my manners, thanks..

Alex Fair
You’re so stunning that I forgot my pick up line. I try sending you a private text but it doesn’t seem to work. You have an interesting profile and it really caught my heart, please send me a friend request or private message if you don’t mind .. Thanks

Ronald Watson
Hi, I don’t know if you are comfortable with this but i am sorry for interfering on your profile, I don’t know if we could be friends? … I really don’t want to be rude to send you a request without your permission, I don’t know if it will be convenient that you kindly send me a request. Hoping to receive a friendly request from you, I will be really grateful.Thanks and remain bless

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I seldom get hit by scammers, so I have to use vulnerable friends for bait when I’m in my vigilante moods. 😜

CENSORED

I followed this link from Twitter, enjoyed it immensely, retweeted it, and tried to post it on Facefuck. I was prevented from doing so. FINE! I will share it even more. If you think it is offensive, don’t share it.

3 Dads

I’ve encountered Facecrap’s nannying before, and I will never condone it. Why stop people from posting good things, but allow bullying and bullshit?

Hoppin’ New Year

A little more interesting start than some. My onlybegottendaughter reappeared (e-mail changes can have a dire effect on communications) on the morning of Dec. 31. Did she just e-mail me? No-o-o-ooo, she sent me a friendy from Facebluck. Hokay, must be some reason I got back in there a coupla moons ago. I had to reset my password to log in this time (I swear I had it right, but Facefook wouldn’t take it yadda yadda) but I was going to do it no matter how many captchas I had to squint through. It takes something to drag me into Facefook.

Then I find out that she has managed to find her father, whom I haven’t seen in nemmine how many years. Danged if she ain’t as bull-headed as me.

Voilà!