Big Green Download Button

ByMatera the Mad

LOL I thought I’d posted this before, but I can’t find it. So here it is, as relevant as the day I scribbled it.

Big Green Download Button

I was surfin’ on the interwebs an’ caught a little bug.
I thought I better clean it up, it acted like a thug.
So off I go a-searchin’ for a ‘puter cleanup fix,
And right away I get a dose of top link dirty trix.

There was a big green download button,
Big green download button,
Big green download button,
Mouse magnet free clickme arrow down GO!

It hardly takes a second, and then it starts to run.
Wait a minute, what the heck, this is not the one —
The program that I want is almost thirty megabytes.
This 5C kilo thing looks like a — no this isn’t right!

There was a big green download button,
Big green download button,
Big green download button,
Mouse magnet free clickme arrow down GO!

What the heck is going on, it’s downloading a WHAT?
Toolbar this and searchbar that, does it think I’m a nut?
It changed my homepage, stole my Google, makes my browser freeze.
Someone help me, get this crapware off my desktop please!

There was a big green download button,
Big green download button,
Big green download button,
Mouse magnet free clickme arrow down GO!

N.B. The presence of em-dashes in this post does not indicate that it was AI-generated; it is merely the artifact of an annoying quirk of some bit of software somewhere along the way. I’m too lazy to bother about it.

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